Saturday, May 26, 2007

Venus? Mars?

Have you experienced such? Especially when "dealing" with women?

(Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

(Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired meh?
Men: Then find a café and have a drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

(You decide)
Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take a bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take a Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide

Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...

Men: Eat what?
Women: Anyting

SIGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have to remember also - some men ARE like that, too. OK!

yuin said...

when i have the money i am going to start a restaurant which in the menu has dishes named 'anything', 'whatever', and 'i don't know'.
that would be really fun.

Alex said...

Hi gina, Haha.. of course, some men are also like that... but few! Usually when you ask women, those are the "standard" answers. Care to try it out/take a bet? :P

Hi yuin, yeah! Serve them a bowl of grilled lizard tail in BBQ sauce when they say "anything"? LOL

Anonymous said...

That's so sexist.. Some men are even worst.

Agree with you, Gina

Elaine Gaye said...

Mmm, lizard tail, yum ;) If I'm ever blessed again with a man in my life who's willing to go to dinner with me and wants to watch moveies, go bowling or have a drink in a café, I will carpe diem. Life is too short to be indecisive, so let's make the most of the time we have with the people in our lives, as otherwise we'll regret lost opportunities....

Alex said...

Hi anonymous, yes, some men are even worse, but in the majority of cases, it is quite true. Last Saturday, I met up with two female friends, and was deciding on lunch venue. Like usual, "anything"... and when I suggested, "Indian Food", one replied "oh, can't take curry stuff, a bit of sore throat. Losing voice". And when I suggested "Chinese", the other replied, "Can't take chicken, because of a cough"... In the end, we still ended up having chinese, but no chicken dish.

Hi elaine, very true...