Logical Thinking

Logic 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence: Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
Rearranging equation: Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words:
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Pigs that work

Logic 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence: Men = Pigs + earn money
Rearranging equation: Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words:
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

Logic 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence: Women = Pigs + spend
Rearranging equation: Women - spend = Pigs
In other words:
Women that don't spend = Pigs

Summary:
a. Men earn money not to let women become Pigs!
b. Women spend not to let men become Pigs!
c. Men + Women = Pigs

So, here's to wishing all the piggies out there everlasting happiness, prosperity and all the watsits.......

OINK! OINK! OINK!