And what else did we do in Tanjung Sepat? We visited the mushroom cultivation centre thingy. A lady (doesn’t speak English) gave us a brief tour of the place in Chinese (err.. right, as though I would understand), but had some brief translations from my friends who are more Chinese savvy than me. There were actually quite a lot of variety of mushrooms grown, and one which reminded me of the Starship Enterprise!
Thursday, November 30, 2006
A brief escapade – part 4 – What Nots
And what else did we do in Tanjung Sepat? We visited the mushroom cultivation centre thingy. A lady (doesn’t speak English) gave us a brief tour of the place in Chinese (err.. right, as though I would understand), but had some brief translations from my friends who are more Chinese savvy than me. There were actually quite a lot of variety of mushrooms grown, and one which reminded me of the Starship Enterprise!
A brief escapade – part 3 – The Food
Essentially, the purpose of the trip was to eat, eat and eat! And a bit of sight seeing of course. We reached Tanjung Sepat in a hungry state, and firstly, by 10:00am had Bak Kut Teh at an outlet along the street which appeared quite popular. Now personally, I am not a BKT fan, but this one tasted ok. Perhaps it may be because we tried the dry version as opposed to the usual wet soupy type. Also had some other fish and veggie dishes to go with it.





Not bad, not bad at all. Good start. And immediately after our breakfast, we walked to a nearby shop (which didn’t seem that nearby in the heat), for coffee and roti bakar. Before we even reached the shop, we could smell the roasting of the coffee beans already, providing an aromatic lure to passers-by to linger and follow the noses to the source of scent. I had the ice-coffee to counter the heat, but think it was so so only. Was later told that the normal coffee is better, served in authentic looking cups for aesthetic appeal. The roti bakar was good though. Freshly “bakar’-ed, with a well spread slab or two of kaya. Yum!
After that, we took a little breather from food, and only had lunch at one of the seafood outlet near the Lovers Bridge area sometime around 3:00pm. Food was ok, but thought that the fish fillet thingy was very good, dipped in some chilly sauce of course (no, they didn’t have ketchup!). The fish thingy gave a sensation of like melting in the mouth and was simply divine. Also had some fried calamari, rice noodles fried with crabs (a first time dish for me too), and some "O-cian" (oysters with egg).


After that, we adjourned immediately for some paus (see Part 2 of a brief escapade for the story on “handsome”).
They advertised tau sa pau (red bean pau), which is my favourite, but alas, they didn’t have. Incidentally, Chicken Wing likened me to being boring just because I like to eat tau sa pau, but really! What's wrong with tau sa pau? Nice what! Simple food for simple folks like me! :P Instead got some type of meat pau which tasted ok.
Oh yes, had another cup of coffee, this time of the hot variety. Two of the members packed some to bring home. I didn’t ta pau because they needed to be steamed, which I was told is the easiest thing to do, but hassle’lah! Have to jaga fire and make sure enough water, and …
Later, we made appointment for dinner in Port Klang with another Port Klang kaki. Surprisingly, teluk gong does not appear to be that familiar to this Port Klang kaki, and neither was it familiar to Marine Engineer who is also from Klang. They had to like call their other Klang friends for directions. (Hmm… orang Klang sesat in Klang? Double hmmm…!) Anyway, we had two extra doses of crabs cooked differently (one with egg yolk, and another “kum heong” – or at least that’s what I think it is called). I stayed away from the egg yolk crab dish, have never really fancied eating egg yolk anyway, and tried it before at another seafood outlet, but not one of my favourite dishes. Also had some mantis prawns and veggie, as well as a mixed seafood hotplate.




You know what, it is interesting to see how some “pampered’ folks eat crabs. Usually we would be given the nut cracker kind of thingy to crack the claws and stuff, but some seafood outlets provide hammers. Quite a lot of people I know find it a lot of hassle to eat crabs because they have to peel the shell, and yes, the Port Klang kaki muttered something to that extent, but gamely had some crabs, by banging (quite loudly I might add) away at the claws, until other people from the next table turned around and looked at us a couple of times.
However, after the initial few heartful pounding of the hammer (no, the crabs were not crushed though – and sometimes I do wonder how hard the shells really are), we subsequently heard loud poundings from other tables as well. I guess the other people from other tables were “shy” and needed my friend to show how crabs should really be eaten! :P Just remembered something I asked my friends when we saw mini crabs along the lovers bridge, “Why do crabs move sideways”?, but my friends ignored me. SAD! Have you ever wondered why?
Not bad, not bad. And even after all that food, some wanted to go eat nasi lemak at the mamak nearby, but I was like “Oh no! Cannot eat liao! Simply too full”!, so we didn’t go but vaguely promised to make arrangements for another day. Chicken Wing later told us that on her other eating trips, we guys lost out to her female friends eating trip in terms of volume and variety of consumption. Cannot be I reckon, but you never know, some females can really eat!
Later, we made appointment for dinner in Port Klang with another Port Klang kaki. Surprisingly, teluk gong does not appear to be that familiar to this Port Klang kaki, and neither was it familiar to Marine Engineer who is also from Klang. They had to like call their other Klang friends for directions. (Hmm… orang Klang sesat in Klang? Double hmmm…!) Anyway, we had two extra doses of crabs cooked differently (one with egg yolk, and another “kum heong” – or at least that’s what I think it is called). I stayed away from the egg yolk crab dish, have never really fancied eating egg yolk anyway, and tried it before at another seafood outlet, but not one of my favourite dishes. Also had some mantis prawns and veggie, as well as a mixed seafood hotplate.
However, after the initial few heartful pounding of the hammer (no, the crabs were not crushed though – and sometimes I do wonder how hard the shells really are), we subsequently heard loud poundings from other tables as well. I guess the other people from other tables were “shy” and needed my friend to show how crabs should really be eaten! :P Just remembered something I asked my friends when we saw mini crabs along the lovers bridge, “Why do crabs move sideways”?, but my friends ignored me. SAD! Have you ever wondered why?
Not bad, not bad. And even after all that food, some wanted to go eat nasi lemak at the mamak nearby, but I was like “Oh no! Cannot eat liao! Simply too full”!, so we didn’t go but vaguely promised to make arrangements for another day. Chicken Wing later told us that on her other eating trips, we guys lost out to her female friends eating trip in terms of volume and variety of consumption. Cannot be I reckon, but you never know, some females can really eat!
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
A brief escapade – part 2 - Funnies
I named this post “funnies” because we had a lot of laughs along the trip. Will try to describe as best I can and share the humour along the way.
Coconut, no, err.. palm, err… No! Coconut!!!
Can you tell the difference between a coconut tree and a palm tree? Well, some are pretty obvious, but have you seen some which may be harder to tell them apart? Friend “chicken wing” (so given the name by “handsome” – will get to THAT story later) before this trip was pretty certain of being able to tell the difference between a coconut tree and a palm tree, but after this trip, I think her confidence is a bit shaken, and won’t ever want to be questioned again as to which is which.
For “those” trees which are hard to tell apart, we “fried” her kau-kau until she’s so confused now which tree is which! Muahahaaaaa! This can obviously only happen to city folks who seldom venture “outside”. To rub salt into the wound, she tried to cover her uncertainty by making a “profound” statement with a bit of the “know it all” air that the coconut tree was grown by a certain ethnic group (I will stop here now on this topic just in case I get accused of being racially bias) – WTS? So, figuratively, she was caught with her pants down! And every time we saw either a coconut tree or a palm tree, we would go “Chicken Wing! What tree is this?” The rest of us laughed our heads off and reminded her of this every chance we got during the entire trip. And you know what? She did say she knows the difference between a tapioca tree and a papaya tree. Hmm, must put this to the test one day! EVIL!!! MUAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
Dewan Semua Orang?
Incidentally, as we were walking from one eatery to another, we saw this “Dewan Orang Ramai” in Tanjung Sepat, and I was a bit tickled. Have always thought it was Dewan Masyarakat, but after seeing this Dewan Orang Ramai, I got confused myself and referred it as Dewan Semua Orang a few times in conversation. Hmm.. not sure why though.
Signage
As we were walking along Morib beach area, we saw this signage which was a bit peculiar. Not sure how explicit the authorities would have liked it to be, but make what you will of it, it leaves a lot for other forms of interpretation. For one, obviously it was targeted at couples who like to “berdua-duaan” along the beach area. Yes, we did see many couples getting semi “friendly” with one another enjoying the time alone. Chicken wing said that one of her friends, whenever he sees a sign that says “don’t smoke”, he will purposely smoke there. She wondered what he would do in such circumstances. And for another, if “berdua-duaan” were of the same gender? Can what! Sign never say cannot oh! :)
Marine Engineer
One of the members who joined us for the trip was this guy (who some of us have never met before) who works as a marine engineer, and is currently enjoying his leave. He’s actually chicken wing’s friend, and we were told before hand that he’s has been fielded a lot of “funny” questions about his job and we were to lay off the topic. So what did we do? We PURPOSELY “goreng”-ed him as to what is the difference between shore leave and leave, can he swim, is he a sailor?, need to cut crew cut or not?, etc. AND we PURPOSELY said that chicken wing asked us to ask him. Some more ah, he sweats a lot when he eats spicy food, so we also ribbed him that being in the steam room on the ship not enough meh? On shore also "steam" so much! Cialat!
Handsome
Another funny incident happened when we were having paus for tea, and some wanted to ta-pau (hey, it rhymes!). The “leng lui” waitress, although being politely called many times, ignored us and was more preoccupied watching her friends play mahjong. Later, we were told that for ta paus, we were to personally go to the kitchen area and order. So, “Handsome” went’lah. I tagged along as I wanted to see what the kitchen looked like for famous pau shop, and once I got there, I saw this 10 year old girl who was serving Handsome giggling away like mad. She was apparently so “taken” with my friend (and yes, some have commented that he is “leng chai”, and looked like one of the Hong Kong movie stars - as he has told me before), and was so very shy whilst serving him. I did initially noticed that the other ladies in the kitchen were smiling at the girl and trying not to laugh, but couldn’t for the life of me figure out what was so funny. THEN, the girl’s brother said something and made a gesture which made my friend blush! The girl’s brother apparently asked her not to “fatt hao” when she sees a Handsome guy (which he indicated by hand gesture to the face indicating suaveness like the James Bond kind). My friend was so embarrassed! HAHAAAhaaaa… but I bet he was very secretly pleased! :)
There were other “funny” moments, but will keep them for now…
Coconut, no, err.. palm, err… No! Coconut!!!
Dewan Semua Orang?
Signage
Marine Engineer
One of the members who joined us for the trip was this guy (who some of us have never met before) who works as a marine engineer, and is currently enjoying his leave. He’s actually chicken wing’s friend, and we were told before hand that he’s has been fielded a lot of “funny” questions about his job and we were to lay off the topic. So what did we do? We PURPOSELY “goreng”-ed him as to what is the difference between shore leave and leave, can he swim, is he a sailor?, need to cut crew cut or not?, etc. AND we PURPOSELY said that chicken wing asked us to ask him. Some more ah, he sweats a lot when he eats spicy food, so we also ribbed him that being in the steam room on the ship not enough meh? On shore also "steam" so much! Cialat!
Handsome
There were other “funny” moments, but will keep them for now…
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