Logical Thinking

Logic 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence: Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
Rearranging equation: Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words:
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Pigs that work

Logic 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence: Men = Pigs + earn money
Rearranging equation: Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words:
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

Logic 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence: Women = Pigs + spend
Rearranging equation: Women - spend = Pigs
In other words:
Women that don't spend = Pigs

Summary:
a. Men earn money not to let women become Pigs!
b. Women spend not to let men become Pigs!
c. Men + Women = Pigs

So, here's to wishing all the piggies out there everlasting happiness, prosperity and all the watsits.......

OINK! OINK! OINK!

Gamarjobat

Huh? What’s that you may ask? It’s actually a numerous award winning “Shut Up Comedy From Japan”, performed by Ketch and Hiro-Pon, two Japanese lads who are very talented, and managed to garner so much laughter with their miming actions. Was initially apprehensive about the show, but read good reviews about the show, as well as recalled them being high recommended. Yep, it’s their “return” to these shores, having performed here before, and having had many a busy schedule touring the world with their brilliant act.

It’s still running this weekend, and go watch it if you can at Actors Studio Bangsar. My tickets were complimentary, and am grateful it was offered. Never thought I would have laughed so much, after all, I hardly laughed at any of Jim Carrey’s movies, but these two really made me laugh out loud! Literally! :) They had so much energy, and the show was pretty intense throughout.

Kudos to them for a well planned and executed show. For more info, you can check Ketch and Hiro-Pon out as Gamarjobat, and here.

Just a note though, do be seated on time for the show. Unless you are brave of course, then you can try arriving late and see what happens! MUAHAHAAAAAAA (evil laugh)…..

A new breath of life

Ah, a new breath of life, my supposedly evergreen plant that is. Have been keeping some neat and cool looking "money plant" near the window of my 6x4 feet cubicle (hahaa... no, not that small though, but...) and the poor plants were left in such a sorry state. I would like to think that the sorry state came about due to the plants absorbing all the negative "chi" directed at me in the office, but to be honest, the sad looking plants probably died due to almost perpetual neglect. :(

Yeah, when I first had the plant in the office, one of my kind colleague took pity on me and volunteered to help look after the plants for me (i.e. change water and give the leaves a good wash once a while), and I would occasionally top up the water, but after a few months, it seemed that my colleague also "forgot" about me, or to be specific, forgot about my plants.

So, what to do? I just added the water to the brim each time I can. Yeah, yeah, I know. I could have changed the water myself, but there are simply just to many "buts" going around that I consider them excuses for plain laziness on my part. Not a greenfinger muh! Also, even with some miniscule shading from the window pane, I think the heat from the sun have been too intense (have you ever sat basking in the sun for so long that you almost collapsed?), which had directly contributed to the sorry state of my now "died-ded" plants. So, not entirely my fault!

Today, with the approaching new year, gave the old wilted plants a decent burial, sang them an almost sorrowful requiem, with many a tears shed (due to guilt I guess)... not! Now, I have some new, hopefully in the literal sense, evergreen money plants, complimentary from another kind soul. Let's see how long they survive the incessant tough environment of my office cubicle. :P